In Happier News!

Some of the highlights of staying at Hotel Madera in DC. The hotel was actually totally lovely and reasonably priced with excellent service, but clearly marketed for hip young couples (which me and my also-hetero and attached girlfriend were definitely not):

Rawr animal print bathrobes. Unfortunately my friend didn't realize that when she claimed the giraffe robe that it was made for a giant burly man. Check out the couple modeling them on that tag. There were couples having pillow fights, drinking, generally being romantic on EVERYTHING. The little thing you put on the door telling the cleaners not to bother cleaning the room said "CRAVING PRIVACY". Yeah.

Our absolute favorite item, though, was the shower cap with appropriate French translation:


We decided if someone were wearing the shower cap, this conversation should happen:
Person 1: Why are you wearing a shower cap?
Person 2: You mean my douche bonnet?