In Old Man News

Lairin Paris and I are editors for our college's literary magazine. [We're big deals... that's what I'm trying to say]. Anywho, each semester, we welcome a few newbs to the staff and go out to dinner at a delicate place called Phillipe's in Chinatown.

Whilst sitting there with our entourage of literature nerds, this gentleman strolls in:

Now, let's review. He's got that light on his head (not in use when inside), a pin that says "God is Good," and a flashing-red-light-necklace of sorts.

AKA the lethal combination of a straight up BADASS.